The Editor: Lois, do you know anything about Catholics, The Pope, or Armageddon ?
Lois Lion: I will check our archives on the first two, but I have personal experience with Armageddons. Next to Opossums they are the nastiest creatures, after politicians. Here is a photo.
The Editor: I must have misspelled that Armageddon thing Lois, what I meant was the Bible thing.
Lois: I’m no expert on religion, but who is ? I guess it depends on how many people you want to kill for your savior.
The Editor: Lois, can you enlighten us on the Pope retirement and any other Catholic problems ?
Lois: The Pope was too old to do his duties. He retired, and the next thing I saw was his replacement would be the last Pope.
The next thing I saw after that was the cruise ship fiasco, and the asteroid over Russia.
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/stranded-carnival-cruise-ship-port-losing-power-stranding-18498900
http://www.ajc.com/ap/ap/aerospace/meteorite-falls-in-russian-urals/nWP3J/
Oh, I almost forgot, Michael Corleone is my favorite Catholic. Sometimes in the secular world you have to take care of business, you know take it like a man.
The Editor: Lois, how can you pick a song with so many great ones available ?
Lois: You just take your chances, these are the best.

LMFAO @ armadillos