Archive | February 2013

Little boys need answers…..

President obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and obama asks him his name. “Walter”, responds the little boy. “And what is your question, Walter?””I have four questions:

First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?

Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it’s actually gotten worse?

Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?

Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?”

Just then, the bell rings for recess. obama informs the kids that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, “OK, where were we? Oh, that’s right: question time. Who has a question?”

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. “Steve,” he responds.

“And what is your question, Steve?”

Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?

Second, What happened to Walter?”

 

From Bill O’Reilly’s message board:

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Sometimes you just cannot argue with the numbers.  If these numbers are correct and true, the USA has bigger problems on their hands other than who was elected President.  
Most everyone suspected fraud, but these numbers prove it and our government and media refuse to do anything about it.
As each state reported their final election details, the evidence of voter fraud is astounding.  Massive voter fraud has been reported in areas of OH and FL, with PA, WI and VA, all are deploying personnel to investigate election results.
Here are just a few examples of what has surfaced with much more to come.
In 59 voting districts in the Philadelphia region, Obama received 100% of the votes with not even a single vote recorded for Romney.  (A mathematical and statistical impossibility).
In 21 districts in Wood County Ohio, Obama received 100% of the votes where GOP inspectors were illegally removed from their polling locations – and not one single vote was recorded for Romney.  (Another statistical impossibility).
In Wood County Ohio, 106,258 voted in a county with only 98,213 eligible voters.
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 In St. Lucie County, FL, there were 175,574 registered eligible voters but 247,713 votes were cast.
The National  SEAL Museum, a polling location in St. Lucie County, FL had a 158% voter turnout.
Palm Beach County, FL had a 141% voter turnout.
In Ohio County, Obama won by 108% of the total number of eligible voters.
NOTE:  Obama won in every state that did not require a Photo ID and lost in every state that did require a Photo ID in order to vote.
Imagine that!

Some of Oscar Wilde’s many Quips

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.

But what is the difference between literature and journalism?
Journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.  That is all.

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.

A pompous speaker who had a great opinion of himself gave a long after-dinner speech.  He then made the mistake of turning to his neighbour on the top table, who happened to be Oscar Wilde, and asked, ‘How would you have delivered that speech? ‘Under an assumed name’, came the reply from Oscar Wilde.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

Genius is born – not paid.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

‘One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.’

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man’s original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made.

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.

There is no sin except stupidity.

THE SPHINX–CUMBERLAND ISLAND QUESTIONS

Sphinx Main

The Editor:  Lois, can you explain Cumberland to our loyal readers ?

Cumberland Cat:  For sure, I like CI,  as we call it. Here is the Latitude and Longitude.

http://www.marinalife.com/reservations/15377-Cumberland-Island-GA-Greyfield-Inn-Cumberland-Island

The Editor:  How did Amigo pick Cumberland as a refuge ?

CC:  He/we like the changing of the seasons.  We get all four and sometimes a bonus fifth, here is a little history.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oKjnhCfHNE

The Editor:  Aren’t you just across from St. Mary’s  nuclear submarine base ?   Does that worry you ?

CC:  It doesn’t worry us, Amigo found this last year.  According to records, the U. S. government loses a couple each year.  We will polish it up a little bit and use it as a security blanket, like Iran, and North Korea. 

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=18587608

The Editor:  Is there somewhere else that our loyal readers can find information about Cumberland ?

CC:  For sure, check out this site.

http://www.nps.gov/cuis/index.htm

The Editor:  Could you tell us something about Amigo, later ?

CC:  Absolutely, here are a couple of songs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug8cBIbxDaY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZmCQyKGktc

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2059
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .  

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language.
 

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
 

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
 

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
 

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
 
 
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.  
 
 Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.


Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
 

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
 
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
 
 
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony..
They Had simultaneous Headaches. 
 

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with
Only 3 illegitimate children.
  

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
 

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Now, send this to whomever you want and as many as you want, then, guess what….NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely nothing, except you might make someone smile or be very very scared.
 



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