The Editor: That is a pretty big assignment for a cat, Lois.
Cosmos Cat: It’s pretty simple, man is out of place. When there is no need for stealing, cheating, murdering, poisoning, lying, destroying, enslaving, and just killing people for enjoyment, man is “johnny on the spot”.
The Editor: Can you give our vile, venomous, hateful, disgusting, pitiful readers an example, Cosmos Cat ?
Universe Cat: Here is one example, thankfully we don’t worry about this on Cumberland, as Amigo inspects all medicines that we import. On Cumberland you don’t have to worry about TGIF—Thank Goodness It’s Fake/Forgery.
The Editor: All the inspections must keep this Amigo Guy pretty busy ?
Spirit Cat: Here is an example of one day of inspection.
Amigo does have the Wine Angels if things become too hectic.
The Editor: What happens if a lawbreaker is caught, is he sent to Devil’s Island ?
Beach Front Cat: Shucks no, he is sent to our beach cottage for three days. Each day he is given a loaf of bread and gallon of water. The cottage is ocean front, actually it is a cave carved by the ocean into solid rock. We put a steel jail door on the front. As the tide rises the patron has to climb the rungs on the door to keep from drowning. When the tide recedes if there are any sea creatures left on the sand he has breakfast/dinner.
The Editor: Is that cruel and unusual punishment ?
BFC: It is in our Constitution, if 75 % of the people object they can change the Constitution. So far there hasn’t been any communication problems.
The Editor: What is the goal of Cumberland’s justice system, BFC ?
Attorney General Cat: To keep streets safe, even at two in the morning, to get rid of leeches and rats. To not pay a dime of public money for losers.
All needy programs are handled by donations, and non-profits. If problem citizens can’t follow the law it is not our goal to show them the light.
The Editor: AGC, do you have a song ?
AGC: Try these.