The Editor: Lois, it sure looks like Nobel Peace Prize Winner O wants to bomb Syria, what do you think ?
Middle East Cat: Our government wants us in a permanent state of war. He is helping Al-Qaeda. Him and the other war mongers should saddle up and go over there. Our voters elected them. Like Bush and that Congress, these losers will leave office in a few years, and leave our veterans unsupported, LISTED AHEAD OF MUSLIM EXTREMIST AS THREATS TO AMERICA.
The Editor: Can you move about freely over there, MEC ?
MEC: Sure, I just dress as the locals dress.
O doesn’t even know who used the Sarin Gas.
The Editor: What about Miley Cyrus’ sex show ?
Porn Cat: Who cares ? She has Madonna ( use by date- expired ), Lady Gaga ( creepy ), Taylor Swift ( no waist ) to vie for media attention. She should do a porn movie. She can replace Lindsay Lohan in the magazines.
Speaking of Disney employees Mickey and Minnie are divorcing.
The Editor: That is sad, is it true that Mickey said Minnie was insane/crazy at the trial, PC ?
Hollywood Rumor Cat: No, he said that she was Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, India, November, Golf, Goofey.
The Editor: That is unfortunate, do you have a song, HRC ?