Cynthia Gayle Selph
I love you, Cindy!
A German doctor comments quietly : “That’s nothing, in Germany we take
part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person head,
and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says boasting :”That’s nothing either. In Russia we
take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another
person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The U.S. doctor laughs and answers loudly immediately: “That’s nothing
my colleagues, you are way behind us….in the USA , about 5 years ago,
we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no
balls….we made him President of the United States, and now……. the
whole damn country is looking for work.”
I haven’t slept for ten days… because that would be too long.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.
When someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it’s kind of like they’re saying, “Here, you throw this away.”
Rice is great when you’re hungry and you want 2,000 of something.
I like Kit Kats, unless I’m with four or more people.
The last time I called ‘shotgun’, we had rented a limo, so I fucked up.
I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs.