Archive | October 11, 2013

THE SPHINX ENQUIRER–IS OUR SECRETARY OF STATE GLBTS

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The Editor:  Are you concerned about our Secretary of State’s sexual status, Lois ?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/five-photos-of-john-kerry-wearing-an-amazing-outfit-in-bali

Fashion Cat:   I guess Bali is close enough to Thailand that he can do what he wants.  At least he doesn’t wear Manatee Grey dresses like our last Secretary of State.

http://www.businessinsider.com/target-pulls-manatee-grey-dress-2013-4

FC:   Here is picture of the Model with Hillary.

https://www.google.com/search?q=manatee+grey+dresses&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS354&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=iqhWUvH1KIyI9ATZ_oGgDg&ved=0CDUQsAQ&biw=1280&bih=697&dpr=1#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=84prX6Ujj_KzBM%3A%3BskNpwyFLbZSWXM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.xojane.com%252Ffiles%252F040813manateebff.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.xojane.com%252Fissues%252Fwhy-i-wasnt-all-that-bothered-by-targets-plus-size-manatee-grey-dress-debacle %3B460%3B306

As always, don’t write me about making fun of fat people on the taxpayers’ dime.

The Editor:   Do you have an opinion, FC ?

Fashion Cat:  I can understand world leaders letting ” their hair down ” in Bali, I just don’t want Kerry to embarrass us fashion-wise.  He could get in a fight on the Catwalk. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2433058/British-model-Hollie-May-Saker-PUNCHES-topless-feminist-protester-stormed-Paris-Fashion-Week-catwalk.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/hollie-may-saker-british-supermodel-punches-2309885

He might start to dress like Miley.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/06/miley-cyrus-snl-performance-wrecking-ball-we-cant-stop_n_4053618.html

Cat-Walk Cat:   The Western World needs a man who knows what he wants,  to represent it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/sun_says/4502239/Prince-Harry-Vegas-Pictures-The-Sun-publishes-photos-of-naked-Prince.html

All we can do is stay alive, and try to do better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY5eTP6fCmA