Archive | October 18, 2013



A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”

The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.” The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.”

So the old farmer went about his farm chores.

Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

The old farmer called out, “Show him your card!!”







The Editor:  What are the problems on Cumberland, Lois ?   

Natural Cat:  The big one now is wild hogs.  You just can’t give a break to creatures that haven’t earned their keep in the food chain.  On the Island they have no natural enemies except for Rattlesnakes ( not mentioned in the video ).  Amigo is thinking of using the Australian solution, getting them drunk and running over them.

The Editor:  How does that work ?

Ferrel Cat:  You just get them drunk and run over them–like this.

The only problem is you could get them catfused with Arkansas Football fans.

The Editor:   Why doesn’t Amigo cut their heads off, like the horse in a previous article ?

Sooie Pig Cat:   We might catch them and send them to D.C.

The Editor:  What if you don’t have a brick home, SPC ?

SPC:   That is what the second amendment is for.