Fukushima Resident: When can my family move back home, our family has lived there for a thousand years ?
Answer Cat: Never, Tokyo will be evacuated soon. Buy some stock in Geiger Counter companies, companies that make Iodine Pills, and companies that make those white Haz-Mat suits.
Fukushima Resident: Maybe we could learn Spanish and move to Argentina ?
Answer Cat: They are learning the blessings of herbicide and pesticide use. In a few years half of your babies will have Autism, Cancer, and other health problems.
Another problem would be getting to Argentina, Bong airplanes catch on fire quicker than a Zippo, Buddhist Monk, or one of Al Gore’s Karma Cars.
The Editor: Could we have a song, AC ?