Archive | October 22, 2013

THE SPHINX–QUESTIONS

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Fukushima Resident:   When can my family move back home, our family has lived there for a thousand years ?

Answer Cat:   Never, Tokyo will be evacuated soon.  Buy some stock in Geiger Counter companies,  companies that make Iodine Pills, and companies that make those white Haz-Mat suits.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/radioactive-water-leaks-fukushima-operator-underestimates-rainfall-023633953–finance.html

http://blogs.reuters.com/photographers-blog/2012/02/13/tragedy-in-fukushima-when-can-we-go-back-to-home-again/

Fukushima Resident:  Maybe we could learn Spanish  and move to Argentina ?

Answer Cat:   They are learning the blessings of herbicide and pesticide use.  In a few years half of your babies will have Autism, Cancer, and other health problems.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/20/argentina-pesticides-health-problems_n_4131825.html

Another problem would be getting to Argentina, Bong airplanes catch on fire quicker than a Zippo, Buddhist Monk, or one of Al Gore’s Karma Cars.

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424127887323848804578605863684559502

http://adsoftheworld.com/media/tv/zippo_bed

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/01/why-are-tibetan-monks-setting-themselves-on-fire/251342/

http://www.autoweek.com/article/20120508/CARNEWS/120509860

The Editor:  Could we have a song, AC ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDKNnJUP2FI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY1l8T2Lcl0

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