Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.
At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed". He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
This came to be known as........Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."
Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this stuff. I receive it from my warped friends, and then send it on to the rest of my warped friends. Weez a family.
Anyway, it beats the hell out of all that political crap.
Justice Cat: This behavior would have all of your wealth confiscated for the Community Chest and you being banished, forever.
The Editor: Where could these leeches go ?
Nautical Cat: Anywhere a small boat and gallon of water would take them. This next group is as unethical, the taxpayers gave the banks six-trillion dollars and this is their thanks. Has one been tried for fraud ? On Cumberland, Banks and Credit Unions loan money for homes, cars, etc., not for speculating. That is done at the licensed casinos, gambling is gambling.
The Editor: Where would this article fit in on Cumberland, NC ?
Physical Cat: No tickee, no washee. You have to pass the same test required of everyone, no combat. You can take the political correctness to Congress.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.
Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.