Archive | December 2013

Clint Eastwood—Twilight Years


As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end.


There will be a clear, cold morning when there isn’t any “more.”


No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat.


It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes,


is to let every one of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways


to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say,


“He was my friend, and I know where he stood.”
So, just in case I’m gone tomorrow, please know this …….






I voted against that incompetent, lying, flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist,


terrorist excusing, bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific and economic moron


currently in the White House!






 Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.
 Few people remember that he married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first 
 marriage failed in 1919.
 At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".
 He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction 
 is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.
 This came to be known as........Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."
Oh, stop moaning! I don't write this stuff. I receive it from
my warped friends, and then send it on to the rest of my warped friends. Weez a family.
Anyway, it beats the hell out of all that political crap.


Sphinx Main
The Editor:  That certainly is a long title, Lois.   What are the ” Things ” ?

Justice Cat:  This behavior would have all of your wealth confiscated for the Community Chest and you being banished, forever.

The Editor:  Where could these leeches go ?

Nautical Cat:  Anywhere a small boat and gallon of water would take them.  This next group is as unethical,  the taxpayers gave the banks six-trillion dollars and this is their thanks.   Has one been tried for fraud ?  On Cumberland,   Banks and Credit Unions loan money for homes, cars, etc., not for speculating.  That is done at the licensed casinos, gambling is gambling.

The Editor:  Where would this article fit in on Cumberland, NC ?

Physical Cat:   No tickee, no washee.   You have to pass the same test required of everyone, no combat.  You can take the political correctness to Congress.

A wife solves her husband’s problems…..

old car

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.