Archive | March 23, 2014

This Disgusting Face……gives me nightmares!

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Medicare Part X

“NEW SENIOR PROGRAM…New Medicare Program.

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians.

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need! Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.  As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.  And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it.

Plus, and because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.  Is this a great country or what?”

THE SPHINX—SPRING

Sphinx Main
The Editor:   How do you tell if it is Spring, Lois ?

Travel  Agent Cat:   If the O’s have hit the old Air Force One for a trip it is Spring.  Here is our ambassador of goodwill in China.  Everyone is glad to see her mother.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2586367/Beijing-hotel-workers-fed-Obama-entourage-3400-square-foot-8-350-night-suite-inconveniencing-pretty-ladys-mother-barking-staff.html

If the Pinkletinks   are out at Martha’s Vineyard, and the O’s are renting a vacation mansion, it is Spring.

http://mvgazette.com/news/2012/11/08/pinkletinks-autumn?k=vg532adf3fab56d&r=1

http://www.forbes.com/pictures/mhj45ffgg/blue-heron-farm-chilmark-ma/

Here are some traditions.

http://www.accuweather.com/en/features/trend/ten_springtime_traditions_an/24587905

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfZ5SZZ4xE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

HISTORIES, HOROSCOPES, AND AJC VENTS–REVENTED

                         THIS DAY IN HISTORY                

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TODAY IN GEORGIA HISTORY

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 http://www.todayingeorgiahistory.org/
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 TODAY IN NORTH CAROLINA HISTORY
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 http://nchistorytoday.wordpress.com/

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YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY

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 http://shine.yahoo.com/horoscope/aries/
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Your Chinese Horoscope

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http://shine.yahoo.com/horoscope/
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AJC VENTS–REVENTED

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 http://projects.ajc.com/vent/metr

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Astronomy Picture of the Day

The View Near a Black Hole
Illustration Credit: April Hobart, CXC

Explanation: In the center of a swirling whirlpool of hot gas is likely a beast that has never been seen directly: a black hole. Studies of the bright light emitted by the swirling gas frequently indicate not only that a black hole is present, but also likely attributes. The gas surrounding GRO J1655-40, for example, has been found to display an unusual flickering at a rate of 450 times a second. Given a previous mass estimate for the central object of seven times the mass of our Sun, the rate of the fast flickering can be explained by a black hole that is rotating very rapidly. What physical mechanisms actually cause the flickering — and a slower quasi-periodic oscillation (QPO) — in accretion disks surrounding black holes and neutron stars remains a topic of much research.

Tomorrow’s picture: aurora and ice