Archive | March 2014

Little Johnny

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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class:

“What do you want to be when you grow up?”     Little Johnny
says:  “I wanna hit the Powerball and be a billionaire, go to the most
expensive clubs, find me the finest whore on the planet, give her a Ferrari
worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris
a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, and bang her three
times a day in the most exotic places on earth”.
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson “And how about you, Sarah?”

“I wanna be Johnny’s whore.”

Happy Birthday in Heaven….

Gail

This is a Happy Birthday to my sister Gail Tolley in Heaven. She is the most beautiful one in the bottom left corner. The one with the largest bouquet of roses. She was the representative of the Homecoming Court in the 9th and 10th grades.

We miss you Sister…..With Much Love,

Sheila & Jim Tolley

(Her birthday was actually yesterday, but my Highly Paid Executive Producer, Mr. Mitchell and his wife, decided to go gallivanting off to Alabama without my permission, so I had to wait a day. I shall place a point against his attendance.)

The Management

Class and Beauty without nudity….

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Katharine Hepburn holds the distrinction of the most acting wins with four Leading Actress Oscars. She won Best Actress statuettes for: “Morning Glory” (1933), “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” (1967), “The Lion in Winter” (1968), and “On Golden Pond” (1982). In 1999, Hepburn was named by the American Film Institute as the greatest female star in Hollywood history.