Archive | May 2014

THE SPHINX—–SECURING STUFF

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The Editor:    What stuff should our loyal readers secure, Lois ?

Patriot Cat:    They should secure the blessing of liberty,  again, from a tyrannical government, if they want to remain free.

http://const4kids.forums.commonground13.us/?p=19

Secure Cat:    They might also want to secure more tangible stuff, this is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ7kmcHasRM

Please keep in mind that it can’t replace seat belts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_kSd7Uimg

Here is one thing to learn if you are ever invited to Amigo’s Sail Boat.  This is mandatory to come aboard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nxu-jS9TSc&NR=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S9ecXWCBCc&list=RD6S9ecXWCBCc#t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPnBrK6D26g

THE SPHINX —– BUTT MODESTY

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The Editor:  Is this about sex, Lois ?

Modest Cat:   A little bit, my ratings have dropped.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/modesty

The Queen has been after Kate to wear longer dresses and/or panties ever since the Scottish Guard Incident.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_queen_scots_soldiers.htm

The Editor:   Was she successful, MC ?

Fanny Cat:  No,  BUTT Kate doesn’t have to buy two tickets to fly commercial.

http://www.news965.com/news/entertainment/queen-orders-kate-middleton-wear-longer-skirts/ndCBY/?icmp=cmgcontent_internallink_relatedcontent_2014_partners5

http://www.bild.de/unterhaltung/leute/catherine-mountbatten-windsor/und-kim-kardashian-schoene-kehrseiten-36136770.bild.html

Maybe Willy should buy her some silk/satin undies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr6qr1AWRko

THE SPHINX——-RECALLS AND THINGS

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The Editor:   Are we through with recalls, Lois ?

USPS Cat:   Almost, our readers can sort through these and see if they bought any of these killers.

http://www.ighome.com/search.aspx?q=cream+cheese+recall+2014+kraft&cx=partner-pub-9759840060944682:1937503931&cof=FORID:10&ie=UTF-8

http://wthitv.com/2014/05/16/government-fines-gm-maximum-35m-in-safety-case/

http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/05/12/kd-investigates-mail-problems-persist-some-ends-up-in-garbage/

http://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-deaths-feds-launch-investigation-tires-160918745–abc-news-topstories.html

http://news.yahoo.com/did-kitty-litter-cause-radiation-leak-182222995.html

The Editor:   Is anyone in charge, USPSC ?

Lobby Cat:   The big business/companies that buy the politicians with cash, trips, vacations, Thai sex, and power.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI5hrcwU7Dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbUT6u7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k3GTW3ecvo

THE SPHINX——-BRAVE CATS

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The Editor:    Are  small cats brave, Lois ?

Braveheart Cat:    They sure are.   Usually we just get fed up with stupid people/dogs and restore harmony back to nature.  Here are two examples,  I hate to see a grown dog cry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0YN_IHu8oA

The Editor:   What did Fluffy say after the dog jumped on the couch, crying, BC ?

Ukraine Cat:   Fluffy asked the other dog if he wanted some to, if he was hard enough.  You know, like Putin asked O, after invading Crimea.

http://zelo-street.blogspot.com/2014/03/its-ukraine-warballs.html

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/pet-cat-saves-boy-from-attacking-dog–with-video–161925992.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3wd7s_C5GU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO5ojQvH-i8

THE SPHINX——–MEMORIAL DAY

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The Editor:   What is Memorial Day, Lois ?

Vet Cat:  It is a day to honor people who died protecting the rest of us.

http://www.history.com/topics/holidays/memorial-day-history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu11QRO9BrQ

http://videosift.com/video/George-C-Scott-as-General-Patton-Opening-Speech

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGw

THE SPHINX—-THINGS CHANGING

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The Editor:   Things sure do change, don’t they, Lois ?

X-Ray Cat:    They sure do.  Here is the latest on Fukushima.

http://rt.com/news/tokyo-radiation-fukushima-children-836/

The Editor:   If the children live they will have more gene damage than the average American.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/chemicals-in-soap-can-cause-male-infertility-claim-scientists-9353159.html

http://news.yahoo.com/mexico-nuclear-waste-halts-shipments-toxic-materials-texas-060034958–finance.html

Catzilla Feline:  You would think that after the Godzilla Incident, that the Japanese would be more careful of radiation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laJ7UCzCtV4

The Editor:   The mayor of New York, says they can handle Godzilla.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/05/13/City-officials-say-New-York-could-withstand-a-Godzilla-attack/5551399993696/?spt=sec&or=on

CF:   Sure they can.  Half of the Yorkers don’t even speak/read English.  They will stampede over each over like a scene from Red River  ( 48 minute mark ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIu85WQTPRc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOt1ViGAD8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKC8pSFg1Vw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5HRSmLlaiA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2klh2cTa_Q

THE SPHINX——ARCHEOLOGY

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The Editor:    Have there been new archeological finds, Lois ?

Mideast Cat:   There sure have, here are a few.

http://news.yahoo.com/gospel-jesuss-wife-looks-more-more-fake-113900114.html

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014/05/06/israeli-archaeologist-says-found-citadel-captured-by-king-david/

The Editor:   Is there anything new at Cumberland’s Dig ?

http://www.ibtimes.com/evidence-prehistoric-recycling-suggests-our-ancient-ancestors-were-green-too-1423688

Ancient Cat:  Oh !   I almost forgot.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/05/13/mccain-send-u-s-special-forces-to-rescue-nigerian-girls.html

Moo appears to be telling O that the Mccain Character must be senile.  He hasn’t seen a police problem in twenty years that he didn’t want to send US troops to.   O appears to agree, except the Open Arizona Border.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA

O, also says that here are some freed killers to worry about, many in Mexi-Arizona, McCain’s home state.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-36k-criminals-freed-while-awaiting-deportation/

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/05/12/ICE-released-murderers-sexual-assault-kidnapping-convicts-in-2013

Not Jail/Prison Cat:   They will miss these.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDID_E0FDUU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2XHYKWLGTg

NJ/PC:   I almost forgot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz6IpmmYSXA