TRAVEL ALERT—REMEMBER A STORM AT ONE AIRPORT CAN STOP THE ENTIRE SYSTEM
The Editor: The new Smithsonian Q&A exhibit is great isn’t it, Lois ?
?????? Cat: It sure is, some of the questions our little bastar–boogers and their parents ask can’t be answered by the ” Smith. ”
The Editor: What happens to those questions, ?C ?
?!,.::#: Cat: NSA, and The White House, send them to me, to answer.
The Editor: Can you give our loyal readers a sample of these intriguing questions, ?!,.:;#: Cat ?
Punctuation Cat: For sure, here is one from Moochel. Can you catch a STD from SLUTS and WHORE-HOPPERS if they try to protect you and your husband ?
Maybe Cat: You are probably safe unless you fly a lot, with infected people. The bacteria, virus, and germs like to float around in the duct-systems of airplanes. It’s like trying to keep Roquefort Dressing from a French Person.
Moochel: When we move to our new house, can you recommend a good carpenter to enlarge our doors ?
DIY Cat: Use the same carpenter K.K. uses.
O : Will I miss Air Force One ?
Tobacco Road Cat: Like a pack of Kool Cigarettes, ask Bill and Hill. Open up a non-profit.
All you need is for some rich friends, that you curse, to give your non-profit a few million.