Santa Cat: Barbie is number two.
Go to Jail, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200, Cat: If you land on Boardwalk or Park Place pay the piper.
Remember, Santa Likes Elves Buttocks, Cat: After a little eggnog, Santa gets his pinch of nutmeg mixed-up with the Elves Buttocks.
Here is a nifty item, if it delivers as advertised. Maybe The White House could use one to detect intruders.