This video should end any question about what liars these guys are. A little was lost in converting from analog to digital, what they really were saying was you take the blame and ruin what is left of your reputation.
The Editor: Can you explain about generations, Lois ?
Census Cat: I sure can. They have been named for a while now. The census employees and so-called news media need to keep busy stealing tax money and lying to their readers, so they worry about what to name a group of people. It sounds like age profiling to me.
The newest generation is called the Spanish Speaking Generation, by knowledgeable census workers. The will also be called the no-future/no productive job generation as third world status is recognized/realized for the Late Great America.
The Editor: Will good jobs be scarce, GNC ?
Hygiene Cat: They sure will, you will work for the King/government or be a PI** Boy/Girl/GLBTNBC, and be glad for the work.
Good afternoon there sweetheart, I hope this finds you alive and well. You can thank our men and women of the armed forces for that, by the way, and that also includes us cowardly snipers. It seems you’ve found time between licking the jelly off your fingers and releasing your grasp of a bear claw to tweet some junk about snipers being cowards.
My buddies and I got a good laugh over the tweet, so I thank you. For a guy worth $50 million dollars, you sure have quite a bit to bitch and cry about. I guess like a moth to flame, you too gravitate towards things that are popular and in the moment — in this case it’s snipers. Too bad for you that your attempt at being relevant via your 70+ year old family experience has failed. It has only made you look dumber than a bag of hammers. Next time you should try something more original than going after snipers for one reason or another…that was so last month.
It’s typical of “men” like you to criticize the intestinal fortitude, focus, discipline and patriotism of a sniper. It must stem from an inferiority complex or something. But hey, it’s okay cupcake. We snipers are thick skinned and the efforts of world class turds such as yourself to portray us in a negative light only makes us laugh. If you and I were in the same room, I’d throw you a smile and gently pat you on the head knowing you’re nothing more than a mouth breathing, Crisco sweating waste of space not even worthy of being in the presence of a sniper. It’s almost funny how people like you preach things like ‘acceptance’ and ‘not passing judgment’ or ‘labeling people’, but then are the first to do so when a person is in some way dissimilar from you.
So tenderfoot, I leave you with this final thought: what if you found yourself in some sort of hostage situation where you were held at knife-point by some crazed person and they were dead set on making an example of you by bleeding you out on Hollywood Blvd in front of the world, and the only way out was with the precision aimed fire of a sniper? Would you want that coward to take the shot? Because knowing how you feel about snipers such as myself and your hatred of firearms, I’d probably drop the mag, roll the bolt and go get a Jack & Coke before helping you out.
The Editor: That is wonderful, I hope all of our loyal, dedicated, and inquisitive readers are as tuned to history. Here is a question from the manager of ” The Restaurant With a Hole in the Screen Door” what happened to Joe Buck ?
Cowboy Cat: He is also on Cumberland, and has a restaurant serving only organic food.