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The Editor: That is wonderful, will you guys be able to compete with the major news organizations, Lois ?
Technology Cat: We certainly will, except we still require two sources, and the truth to confirm a story, before printing.
Here is a great story, to expand on yesterday’s article. HAL has been re-energized, and given more responsibility. He used his lip reading ability to translate the Dallas Sex Bus article from yesterday.
The Editor: Can HAL read lips, TC ?
Helen Keller Cat: He sure can. Here are a couple of old videos from our archives.
The Editor: What a treat. What actually happened on The Dallas Cowboys Sex Bus and Other Treats ?
HKC: Watch this very closely. HAL has interpreted the girl on the very left telling the other girl—who has moved to block the camera—that her butt isn’t big enough to block a bus windshield. They are too stupid to lower the shades. Finally slut one tells number two that they need a Kardashian butt to block the complete windshield.
The Editor: Is there an appropriate song for these winning Cowboys, on their way to play Green Bay ?
Dallas Cat: There are a few, although I wouldn’t want my sons to be Cowboys. Here is another bus traveler.