Archive | June 2015

NEWSFLASH: Dylan Roof Released From Custody

Charleston, S. C. — All charges against Dylan Roof in connection with the shootings at the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, S.C. have been dropped and he has been released from custody. The gun has admitted that it was the Confederate flag that pulled the trigger. The prime suspect in the shootings was cornered atop a flag pole on the Statehouse grounds in Columbia, S. C. and was taken into custody.