What Me Worry Cat: There is very little to be anxious about, if you maintain a worthy house ( country ). Americans take pills because the doctors are not trained in preventive medicine. They give pills out like prizes in Cracker Jack boxes. If someone is joked about it is like finding a frog in their Cheerios.
Here is one reason to be anxious. By the time the TSA employees get through fondling you I want a cigarette and a shower. If you don’t get fecal matter on your food tray, you get some disease from Ethiopia or Guatemala.
The Editor: Should we print our usual warning about electricity, LL ?
Benjamin Franklin Cat: We should, we always lose a few readers who can’t follow instructions. DO NOT MESS WITH ELECTRICITY UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TYPE OF CERTIFICATION. HERE IS YOUR DESTINY IF YOU ARE STUPID.
9 Volt Cat: It runs everything, maybe by land lines, maybe batteries, or even satellites. Just remember electricity can be your best friend like Hillary, or your worst enemy like Rajib on top of the train car. It isn’t particular about its victims, here are two who survived their carelessness.
Wake Me After Breakfast Cat: No, the closest thing to a job for house cats is trying to sleep. My previous number one job has been replaced by a newcomer. His 6 years of absenteeism was noticed when his 20 years of service was about to be rewarded. GO FIGURE