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Democratic Convention Schedule

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Democratic Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM

 

Free lunch, medical marijuana, and
bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
1:30 PM

 

Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
3:15 PM

 

Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the
Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner
4:30 PM

 

“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public
Servant and claim to be broke”
Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM

 

How to have a successful career without ever
having a job, and Still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
5:00 PM

 

Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo
Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
5:30 PM

 

Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs
of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia
6:30 PM

 

General vote on praising Baltimore rioters,
and on using the terminology “Alternative
Shoppers” instead of Looters”
7:30 PM

 

Breakout session with Bill Clinton for
women on avoiding the upcoming draft
8:30 PM

 

The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting
General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism”
As “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
9:00 PM

 

“Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS,
The Washington Post and the New York Times
With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams
9:15 PM

 

Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom
Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Michael Moore
9:45 PM

 

Personal Finance Seminar –
“Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren
11:00 PM

 

Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal
Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet
Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews

Firearms Safety Reminder

Image result for pics about the 2nd amendment

1. “Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not.” ~Thomas Jefferson
 
2. “Those who trade liberty for security have neither.” ~ John Adams
 
3. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
 
4. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
 
5. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
 
6. Gun control is not about guns; it’s about control.
 
7. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
 
8. Know guns, know peace, know safety……..No guns, no peace, no safety.
 
9. You don’t shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
 
10. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
 
11. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
 
12. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
 
13. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
 
14. What part of ‘shall not be infringed’ do you NOT understand?
 
15. Guns have only two enemies; rust and politicians.
 
16. When you remove the people’s right to bear arms, you create slaves.
 
17. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.
“I love this country, it’s the government I’m afraid of”
(Thanks, CB)