Archive | October 2016

Vice President Pride

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Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end.

Finally she couldn’t take it any longer, and told him, “Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of peas at the grocery store!”

“Really?” he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store.

A clerk answers and Tom says, “Can I please talk to the Vice President of peas?”

The clerk replies, “Canned or frozen?”


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The Editor:   What is on target for Halloween, LL ?

Black Cat:   Amigo is going to dye me black with some food dye, and I’m going ” trick or treating “.   I can’t go as a witch, people will think I am Hillary and give me bags of money for her non-profit.  I can’t go as a clown, people might shoot me.  Image result for black cat

TE:  Maybe you could put on your goat hooves and go as the devil.

Goat Cat Not:   They are too tall, I get vertigo.  Amigo said the fire and brimstone was sold out, so I have to use charcoal briquets.  I hope I don’t start a fire, maybe it skips a generation.



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The Editor:   Why is America doomed, LL ?

Speak English Cat:   Because the citizens have lost their patriotism and values. 45 % will give away the shirt on your back, and all of your money/property.

Because when the Attorney General ( the top law-enforcer in the country ) pleads the fifth amendment,  the corruption is institutionalized.  Do you remember Holder, her predecessor being given executive immunity for the Fast and Furious government gun sales to Mexican drug dealers.