The Editor: Aren’t you showing a photo of the male model advertising Maybelline eyeliner, mascara, etc., LL ?
Cover Girl Cat: No, it would interrupt the flow of my article. Our loyal readers can Google it if they are interested.
Lois & Clark Cat: Here is a test to see if our loyal readers can stay in America.
Sears has sold Craftsman Tools to Black & Decker. B&D is building a new plant in America, to make it great Again.
Trump has promised that the Air Force will buy some of the guaranteed forever tools, to tighten bolts on the B-52 engines.