Centerfield

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A good leader takes a little more than his share of the blame, a
little less than his share of the credit. — Arnold H. Glasow

John Killinger tells a story about the manager of a minor league
baseball team who was so disgusted with his center fielder’s
performance that he ordered him to the dugout and assumed the position
himself.

The first ball that came into center field took a bad hop and hit the
manager in the mouth. The next one was a high fly ball, which he lost
in the glare of the sun and it bounced off his forehead. The third was
a hard line drive that he charged with outstretched arms;
unfortunately, it flew between his hands and smacked his eye.

Furious, he ran back to the dugout, grabbed the center fielder by the uniform,
and shouted, “You idiot! You’ve got center field so messed up that
even I can’t do a thing with it!”

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