Two Requests Before I Go

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 A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her pastor to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc.

She told her pastor she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdale’s.

“Bloomingdale’s!” the pastor said. “Why Bloomingdale’s?”

“That way, I know my daughters will visit me twice a week.”

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