If you live or are traveling from the Carolina’s to Maine check the forecast.
The Editor: I hope this is good news. LL.
Catholic Cat: It sure is, the nuns in Californication are going to put a spell on the Communist Pope, and a hex on Satan Worshiper Katy Perry. They said the lying thieves could have their convent when the cloven-hoofed devils pried their cold dead fingers from their Rosary Beads.
Here is better news. Due to the shortage of Medical Doctors, they will now be working 24 ( that’s right twenty-four hour shifts ) to give Americans the very best medical care.
TE: Other than quicker service are there other benefits, CC ?
Dr. Kevorkian Cat: There are a bunch. The first is that the dope/drugs that they take to stay awake will keep America ahead of Ecuador in health care. Another benefit is the dope/drugs the doctors take will reduce the amount available to the National Football League.