The Press: Has Trump made any progress in emptying the swamp ?
Lagoon Cat: He sure has, you have to wear gloves to keep the slime off, but here is Trump pushing Schumer back into the swamp.
D B Cooper: Can I work for the Secret Service ?
LC: Here is one opening, from an inside job, that you could fill.
Maybe you could ring the White House fence with string and tin cans to alert the Secret Service to intruders.
The mayor of Reno, Nevada: Did the rain help our drought ?
It sure did.