Archive | April 9, 2017

Kids Get In Free

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A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it.

“I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me,” he said.

“But that dollar was for Sunday School,” his mother replied.

Smiling, the boy said, “I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!”

THE SPHINX—-STUFF

News Cat:  Here is something worth watching.  Ken Burns has made several documentaries that are 5 star, Google them for a treat.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/ken-burns-tackles-vietnam-war-visceral-18-hour-172644527.html

Gitmo has a cat problem.

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/world/americas/guantanamo/article141813974.html

Maybe this mouse could solve the feral cat problem.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/06/Florida-police-officer-flees-from-mouse-in-CCTV-footage/7861491498685/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=lh&utm_medium=9

Here is the nineteen- eighties Trump’s horse.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/04/06/Zipper-obsessed-horse-shows-off-skills-with-womans-hoodie/7171491500923/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=lh&utm_medium=8

This is bizarre, I smell a rat.

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/04/st-louis-cardinals-yadier-molina-sticky-baseball-mlb-what-happened-here

Astronomy Picture of the Day

Comet Hale-Bopp Over Val Parola Pass
Image Credit & Copyright: A. Dimai, (Col Druscie Obs.), AAC

Explanation: Comet Hale-Bopp, the Great Comet of 1997, became much brighter than any surrounding stars. It was seen even over bright city lights. Away from city lights, however, it put on quite a spectacular show. Here Comet Hale-Bopp was photographed above Val Parola Pass in the Dolomite mountains surrounding Cortina d’Ampezzo, Italy. Comet Hale-Bopp‘s blue ion tail, consisting of ions from the comet’s nucleus, is pushed out by the solar wind. The white dust tail is composed of larger particles of dust from the nucleus driven by the pressure of sunlight, that orbit behind the comet. Comet Hale-Bopp (C/1995 O1) remained visible to the unaided eye for 18 months — longer than any other comet in recorded history. This year marks the 20th anniversary of Comet Hale-Bopp’s last trip to the inner Solar System. The large comet is next expected to return around the year 4385.

Tomorrow’s picture: sky hole