Fred decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs.”
Fred gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
I would like for the judges who block every move that President Trump makes… to imagine pictures of their children and grandchildren in these scenarios. Sadly, I really do not think they would have a problem with it…..I think they hate losing the election more than they love their own children.
Grade school children were asked the question, “Why did your mom marry your dad?”
These are some responses:
1. She got too old to do anything else with him.
2. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.
3. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world, and Mom eats a lot!