The Editor: Is this the greatest two minutes in sports, LL ?
Furlong Cat: It sure is, but there is a problem this year. The millionaire horse racing industry can’t pay a livable wage to the manual labor employees, so they use illegal immigrants to keep the labor charges down. If they need short people—use the comment section, I know a family whose I Q matches their height.
TE: Are the uniform colors important, FC ?
Calico Silks: You bet, here is a brief explanation.
These are the odds for the race. Pick the winner and win a trip to Pyongyang, North Korea or Chicago.
No body makes poverty sound better than a Southerner.