Captain James Kirk completes sea-trials on USS Zumwalt.
The Editor: Are you knowledgeable about transportation, LL ?
Not Me Cat: I know enough that every time I get in a car/truck somebody experiments on me. Here is a Hobie craft that will make you beautiful and will probably go 4 miles per hour. It is guaranteed that after one use it will never be used again, like that exercise machine.
This will make needed changes in the gene pool.
Here is a car that will one day change colors according to your mood. I wonder who will match the two.
Here are some robots, that will end up stolen and be turned into Big Green Eggs.