What a difference.


The Editor:   Are you ready for some tough questions, LL ?

Answer Cat:   I sure am.

Joe Buck:   Who will survive a nuclear war ?

Thermonuclear Cat:  People on the space station, a few people in isolated locations, and a few people in bunkers.  Most people wouldn’t want to live in the aftermath.  These people stand the best chance for long term survival.

Money will be useless.

Sherlock Holmes:   Will the DC police investigate the murder of Seth Rich ?

Answer Cat:  They don’t investigate their own party.  MAYBE WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT COUNSEL.    

Pizza Customer:   Why is my pizza so spicy ?

Answer Cat:  It’s the pepper-spray.

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