What a difference.
The Editor: Are you ready for some tough questions, LL ?
Answer Cat: I sure am.
Joe Buck: Who will survive a nuclear war ?
Thermonuclear Cat: People on the space station, a few people in isolated locations, and a few people in bunkers. Most people wouldn’t want to live in the aftermath. These people stand the best chance for long term survival.
Money will be useless.
Sherlock Holmes: Will the DC police investigate the murder of Seth Rich ?
Answer Cat: They don’t investigate their own party. MAYBE WE NEED AN INDEPENDENT COUNSEL.
Pizza Customer: Why is my pizza so spicy ?
Answer Cat: It’s the pepper-spray.