This is a damn good idea, but keep Illinois and send the Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, and other work shirkers to Puerto Rico. PR could be the prison colony-banishment territory for the failed communist living in America.
The Editor: Did you think of the title, LL ?
Green Cat: I almost did. Here is another would-be thief caught.
Californication patches the problem dam. I wonder if you can buy homeowners insurance downstream.
Trump should watch Citgo, or Russia will be great again.
I can hear the song now, Minneapolis my kind of town. Chicago isn’t what it used to be. We could make it great again, instead of the murder capital of America.