The Editor: That is a lot of news to cover, LL.
News Cat: It sure is, I hope I can get it all in during my 15 minutes of being awake. Here is an article about rats, who want the taxpayer to pay for their home security system. They took a voice vote, so no record of who voted for it is available. Maybe we can also pay for their whores and teenage sex slaves.
Here are some bats in trouble. They must have been at a DNC meeting with the Cocaine on their noses.
Here is why I don’t like public transportation.
Here is a professional baseball player who thinks he is a politician, and doesn’t have to follow rules. After him and the manager I would have thrown out a few fans.