Archive | August 2017

The Unacceptable Tax Return

 – This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.

    The IRS has returned the Tax Return to a man in New York City implying that he answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to the question, “Do you have anyone dependent on you?” the man wrote: …   “7.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, at least 450 idiots in Congress and a group that call themselves Politicians.”

    The IRS stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.

    The man’s response back to the IRS was…. “Who did I leave out?”

The Wedding Text

 

A father texts his son: “My dear son, today is a day you will treasure for all the days of your life. My best love and good wishes. Your Father.”

His son texts back: “Thanks Dad. But the wedding isn’t actually until tomorrow!”

His Father replies: “I know.”

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