Archive | November 2017

Owed Money

A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”

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THE SPHINX—-PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS

 

The Editor:  Who is having problems, LL ?

Juvenile Delinquent Cat:  Teachers are under such stress that they resign or turn into dope-fiends.  The bullies and disruptive students need a little hickory.  You can teach them manners now or put them in prison later.  Don’t write me about the first video, it is a metaphor.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/22/45-Pennsylvania-teachers-resign-due-to-student-violence/8361511330366/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/teacher-arrested-accused-of-having-drugs-at-ind-school/

The doctors are stressed from too much regulation.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/counting-costs-u-hospitals-feeling-pain-physician-burnout-060924887–finance.html

Have your cat test all new dressers.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/21/Ikea-issues-dresser-recall-reminder-after-eighth-child-death/2541511312556/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=14

The Navy is stressed.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/23/politics/us-navy-seventh-fleet-breaking-point/index.html

THE SPHINX—NOT SO VIRGIN—SEX—ROBOTS—FAKE NEWS

The Editor:  Is this article supposed to be in our Subscription Sphinx For Adults, LL ?

Black Silk Cat:   No,  it’s just a coincidence.  Here is the not so virgin link.  Remember, honey is also counterfeited by the Chinese.

http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/not-so-virgin-greek-police-arrest-7-for-selling-bogus-olive-oil-1.3694629

https://www.forbes.com/sites/larryolmsted/2016/07/15/exclusive-book-excerpt-honey-is-worlds-third-most-faked-food/#90c2e4c4f095

Here are our weekly sex articles.

https://nypost.com/2017/11/26/cbs-told-me-to-sleep-with-coworkers-to-get-ahead-suit/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2017/11/22/weinstein-aftermath-all-men-accused-sexual-misconduct/884778001/

Here are two ( 2 )  repulsive fakers.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/11/26/fake-news-morning-joe-caught-pretending-pre-taped-day-thanksgiving-show-live/

Here is an acrobatic robot.

https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2017/11/17/Watch-Boston-Dynamics-robot-leaps-does-back-flips/6821510939981/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=19

This is before the artist got old and skanky.

THE SPHINX—-MAYBE NEWS

The Editor:    What is maybe news, LL ?

Monkey See, Monkey Do, Cat:    News that isn’t burning up the wires.   Here is a news story that could be taken care of by some people in Austell, Georgia, USA, since the locals can’t handle it.

https://www.coasttocoastam.com/article/monkey-menace-spawns-massive-protest

http://hoaxes.org/archive/permalink/the_great_monkey_hoax

TE:  Is Georgia, USA, known for any other things, MSMDC ?

Political Cat:  They sure are, at one time they had three  ( 3 ) governors at the same time.  It was an easy way to keep track of more crooks and thieves.

http://www.georgiaencyclopedia.org/articles/government-politics/three-governors-controversy

Here is another monkey that the Republicans brought on themselves, what a bunch of inept fools.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-pol-mueller-record-20171122-story.html

Here is some old and new news.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-seattle-space-needle-2017-story.html

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/11/24/Construction-of-Teslas-giant-lithium-ion-battery-completed/3711511549391/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=6

THE SPHINX—-NEWS SNIPPETS

The Editor:   Have the sex assault cases slowed, LL ?

Hormone Cat:   They will if they can keep Al Franken under control ( D- MN ).   Here is other stuff.

A Christmas comet is coming.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/three-mile-wide-asteroid-named-destroyer-god-heading-towards-earth-095313225.html

The Marines get some new stuff.

https://www.upi.com/Defense-News/2017/11/22/Marines-roll-out-new-anti-tank-weapon-system/9901511372850/?utm_source=fp&utm_campaign=ts_pi&utm_medium=19

Bush’s buddies, the Saudi’s,  are about to team up with Israel and attack Iran.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/saudi-crown-prince-calls-irans-supreme-leader-hitler-112448336.html

Mitsubishi lies about their products.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2017/11/23/Mitsubishi-sincerely-apologized-for-faking-data-about-some-products/3581511460104/?utm_source=upi&utm_campaign=mp&utm_medium=4

It’s funny that the news media would question anyone about lying, they have Olympic records for it.

http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-white-house-credibility-20171125-story.html

THE SPHINX—-WHO WANTS TO KNOW

The  Editor:   Who DOES want to know, LL ?

Taxpayer Cat:   The taxpayers want to know which government employees received taxpayer money to pay for their sex abuse law suits, and when they are going to reimburse the taxpayer, and resign or be prosecuted under the RICO law.

https://www.politico.com/story/2017/11/22/congress-sexual-harassment-settle-payments-259189

Our yellow brothers want to know if mankind started in China, probably as a Communist.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/evolution-theory-out-of-africa-dali-skull-china-homo-erectus-sapiens-latest-a8064306.html

Everyone should know to check storage buildings at least once a week.  This guy should have sprayed first.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/22/watch-swarm-hornets-attack-exterminator-breaking-massive-nest-familys-shed/

The Sphinx doesn’t endorse products, but check this out.

https://www.upi.com/sponsors?prx_t=oSUDAsAYWAuiYQA

Families are returning to farming.  Let’s hope things work out.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/a-growing-number-of-young-americans-are-leaving-desk-jobs-to-farm/2017/11/23/e3c018ae-c64e-11e7-afe9-4f60b5a6c4a0_story.html?utm_term=.771f0b281fa7

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rural-california-grapples-green-rush-080323140.html

THE SPHINX—-THE ONLY THING JIMMY CARTER SAID THAT IS QUOTABLE

The Editor:    What did ole Jimmy say that was quotable, LL ?

Quote Cat:   He said ” that depends on what is, is. ”   Oh, that was slick willy Clinton,  Caaartter said ” life is unfair. ”  The third link will explain it.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-20/move-over-hawaii-okinawa-is-on-track-to-surpass-visitor-numbers

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2017/nov/19/monaco-builds-into-the-med-to-house-new-throng-of-super-rich

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-11-21/mobile-homes-are-so-expensive-now-hurricane-victims-can-t-afford-them

Here are some miscellaneous bulletins.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/21/child-sex-abuse-victim-calls-doug-jones-hypocrisy-jones-said-victims-claims-without-merit-cynical-attempt-extort-money/

http://michellemalkin.com/2017/11/20/the-i-in-irs-now-stands-for-irony-as-inspired-by-lois-lerner/

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/lois-lerner-irs-holly-paz-testimony/2017/11/20/id/827222/

https://www.buzzfeed.com/paulmcleod/she-complained-that-a-powerful-congressman-harassed-her?utm_term=.jdAlPWzn1z#.pio02vDlmD

Here is where ole Lois Skank should be.

THE SPHINX—HOG APOCALYPSE & OTHER STUFF

The Editor:   What is Hog Apocalypse,  LL ?

Suey Pig Cat:  That is when Texans can’t kill enough wild hogs to protect their crops and property.  For some reasons Texans have lost their identity.  Sam Houston is probably turning over in his Enchilada.  If you can’t kill a few wild hogs, move to Oregon.

https://www.dallasnews.com/news/animals/2017/11/21/hog-apocalypse-hold-pesky-wild-pigs-taking-texas

Stand up for Texas, here is a good example.  This guy took care of business with a baby in his arms.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/21/watch-off-duty-officer-baby-arms-shoots-kills-two-robbers/

This is certainly a far cry from when a riot was going to occur in Dallas.   They sent one ( 1 )  Texas Ranger to bring  law and order, when the towns people asked where all the help was, The Ranger replied,  ” I thought you only had one ( 1 )  riot.

http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Articles/Places/one_riot.html

https://m.thevintagenews.com/2017/05/09/one-riot-one-ranger-the-texas-rangers-of-the-old-west-is-the-oldest-state-law-enforcement-agency-in-north-america/

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2017-11-22/business-is-booming-for-america-s-survival-food-king

TE:  Is there anything we can do, SPC ?

Lone Star Cat:   We can’t do anything substantial, but we won’t play these songs until they solve their identity problems.