Archive | November 2017

Owed Money

A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”




The Editor:  Who is having problems, LL ?

Juvenile Delinquent Cat:  Teachers are under such stress that they resign or turn into dope-fiends.  The bullies and disruptive students need a little hickory.  You can teach them manners now or put them in prison later.  Don’t write me about the first video, it is a metaphor.

The doctors are stressed from too much regulation.–finance.html

Have your cat test all new dressers.

The Navy is stressed.


The Editor:  Is this article supposed to be in our Subscription Sphinx For Adults, LL ?

Black Silk Cat:   No,  it’s just a coincidence.  Here is the not so virgin link.  Remember, honey is also counterfeited by the Chinese.

Here are our weekly sex articles.

Here are two ( 2 )  repulsive fakers.

Here is an acrobatic robot.

This is before the artist got old and skanky.


The Editor:    What is maybe news, LL ?

Monkey See, Monkey Do, Cat:    News that isn’t burning up the wires.   Here is a news story that could be taken care of by some people in Austell, Georgia, USA, since the locals can’t handle it.

TE:  Is Georgia, USA, known for any other things, MSMDC ?

Political Cat:  They sure are, at one time they had three  ( 3 ) governors at the same time.  It was an easy way to keep track of more crooks and thieves.

Here is another monkey that the Republicans brought on themselves, what a bunch of inept fools.

Here is some old and new news.


The Editor:   Have the sex assault cases slowed, LL ?

Hormone Cat:   They will if they can keep Al Franken under control ( D- MN ).   Here is other stuff.

A Christmas comet is coming.

The Marines get some new stuff.

Bush’s buddies, the Saudi’s,  are about to team up with Israel and attack Iran.

Mitsubishi lies about their products.

It’s funny that the news media would question anyone about lying, they have Olympic records for it.


The  Editor:   Who DOES want to know, LL ?

Taxpayer Cat:   The taxpayers want to know which government employees received taxpayer money to pay for their sex abuse law suits, and when they are going to reimburse the taxpayer, and resign or be prosecuted under the RICO law.

Our yellow brothers want to know if mankind started in China, probably as a Communist.

Everyone should know to check storage buildings at least once a week.  This guy should have sprayed first.

The Sphinx doesn’t endorse products, but check this out.

Families are returning to farming.  Let’s hope things work out.