The Editor: What, for goodness sake, is going on with the British Nuclear Fleet, LL ?
Mum Cat: They are in training for the American Secret Service. There is little wonder left about why they fired a torpedo in port, as we reported in a previous issue. They were snorting enough dope and drinking enough liquor to supply the U.S. Congress for 2 ( two ) days.
They should take their shenanigans to Key West, Florida, USA. There their actions would seem normal, and if they did fire a few nuclear missiles Cuba is only ninety ( 90 ) miles away.