Archive | November 19, 2017

Try Marriage

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on.

I went to a number of computer stores to find a software program that would do the job, but had no luck at the first few. I finally found one where the clerk seemed experienced.

“Can you recommend something that will remind me of birthdays and anniversaries?” I asked.

“Have you tried a wife?” he replied.

THE SPHINX—–GOVERNMENT SEX, SEX, SEX

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Watch the Georgia Dome get blown up/down Monday Morning.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/atlanta/this-is-what-the-georgia-dome-implosion-will-look-like/630564407

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The Editor:  Do government superiors have sex with their employees, LL ?

Does Cat:   Does Hershey have chocolate ?  Does Battle Creek have corn flakes ?  Do nuclear reactors leak poison ?   You bet.  Let me start with ole Bill & Hill.

In my first life Bill, Hill, and the Democrats showed that it was OK to have sex with people that worked for you.  Even women’s groups like NOW didn’t say a peep.

https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2017/11/reckoning-with-bill-clintons-sex-crimes/545729/

The U.S. House of Representatives abolished their ” Page Program ” because of sexual problems with teenage boys and the Representatives.  The Pages were children of voters in their districts that worked temporarily to see how the world really worked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_House_of_Representatives_Page

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/29/AR2006092901574.html

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/14/Paul-Ryan-orders-mandatory-anti-harassment-training-for-House/5041510698732/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=13

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/360324-lawmakers-describe-pervasive-sexual-harassment-on-capitol-hill

The scandals are so frequent that they have a slush fund to settle the law suits.  In the budget it is listed under male/female whorehopping and teenage sex.

http://ntknetwork.com/15-million-in-taxpayer-money-has-been-paid-out-to-settle-congressional-sexual-harassment-suits/

The truest words ever spoken in DC were ” Don’t get caught with a dead girl or live boy “, and ” If you want a friend-get a dog “.