Archive | November 30, 2017

Owed Money

A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”

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THE SPHINX—-PROBLEMS, PROBLEMS

 

The Editor:  Who is having problems, LL ?

Juvenile Delinquent Cat:  Teachers are under such stress that they resign or turn into dope-fiends.  The bullies and disruptive students need a little hickory.  You can teach them manners now or put them in prison later.  Don’t write me about the first video, it is a metaphor.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/22/45-Pennsylvania-teachers-resign-due-to-student-violence/8361511330366/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2017/11/22/teacher-arrested-accused-of-having-drugs-at-ind-school/

The doctors are stressed from too much regulation.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/counting-costs-u-hospitals-feeling-pain-physician-burnout-060924887–finance.html

Have your cat test all new dressers.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/21/Ikea-issues-dresser-recall-reminder-after-eighth-child-death/2541511312556/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=14

The Navy is stressed.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/23/politics/us-navy-seventh-fleet-breaking-point/index.html