Archive | November 30, 2017

Owed Money

A man went to his lawyer and asked him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?”

“Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer.

“Nope,” replied the man.

“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $5,000 he owes you,” said the lawyer.

“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.

“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and then you’ll have your proof!”




The Editor:  Who is having problems, LL ?

Juvenile Delinquent Cat:  Teachers are under such stress that they resign or turn into dope-fiends.  The bullies and disruptive students need a little hickory.  You can teach them manners now or put them in prison later.  Don’t write me about the first video, it is a metaphor.

The doctors are stressed from too much regulation.–finance.html

Have your cat test all new dressers.

The Navy is stressed.