Dallas heard that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays.
So, on his 21st birthday, Dallas and his big brother Damon, headed out to the lake. “If they did it, I can too!” he insisted.
When Dallas and Damon arrived at the lake, they rented a canoe and began paddling. When they got to the middle of the lake, Dallas stepped off of the side of the boat… and nearly drowned. Furious and somewhat embarrassed, he and Damon headed for home. When Dallas arrived back at the family home, he asked his grandmother for an explanation. “Grandma, why can’t I walk on water like my father, and his father, and his father before him?”
His sweet old grandmother took Dallas by the hand, looked into his eyes, and explained, “That’s because your father, grandfather, and great-grandfather were born in January. You, my dear, were born in June.”
Sh,Sh,Sh, Cat: It’s about people who haven’t been elected to office running the government. They use money and power to bribe our elected representatives.
It isn’t a secret anymore. The big-money people, banks, and companies buy our government employees to make policy rather than representing what the citizens elected them to do. Their goal is to do away with boarders, The English Language, and our culture. They want America divided into sections where some speak English, some speak Spanish, and some speak Arabic. The net effect is a divided country with uneducated, illiterate people with no common values that depend on the government for everything. Here is an example ( from Europe ) which is further along, thanks to war criminal Bush 43.
I’m A Believer Cat: There sure is, I didn’t take the articles about plastics, cell phone towers, cell phones, or chemicals like pesticides and insecticides that I write about seriously until today. A giant sperm was photographed over California. No one knows where it is going, so far. Just be careful, and take those pills.
The Editor: I sure hope our loyal readers are careful. I also hope Mr. Sperm doesn’t get close to the CNN or MSNBC studios. That would be worse than Godzilla visiting.
Watch Out Cat: That would set off the propaganda readers on a snit worse than when Hill-gal lost. Can you imagine the host on those channels getting so close to a sperm or testosterone.
I just hope that our loyal readers are more wise than foolish.