Archive | December 3, 2017

A New Kind of Car

At the bar, Tom and Bill were talking. “My uncle tried to make a new kind of car. He took the wheels from a Cadillac, the radiator from a Lexus, and tires from a Ford,” said Tom.

“What did he get?” asked Bill.

“Two years,” said Tom.

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THE SPHINX—-THE COMING SHORTAGE OF LETTERS AND WORDS

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CHECK OUT THE MOON BETWEEN 4 AM AND SUNRISE MONDAY MORNING.

http://www.newsweek.com/supermoon-december-full-cold-moon-723324

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The  Editor:  Does this mean that we can’t write any letters, LL ?

Noah Webster Cat:  It’s worse than that, there is a coming shortage of letters-like a,b,c,- it is brought on by people like I expose in this article.

https://pjmedia.com/trending/teachers-attend-lggbdtttiqqaap-sensitivity-training-wtf/

What does this mean for our regular loyal readers, NWC ?

Oxford Dictionary Cat:  Luckily our readers will be spared the shortage of letters mentioned in the previous article, Amigo bought enough on the Futures Market to last at least a year.

Who says words can’t hurt ?   Anyone who can read knows that ( COLLUDE ) was used more in the year 2017  than ( Complicit )  or  HILLARY IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN OVER 200 YEARS OF PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/11/27/Dictionarycoms-2017-Word-of-the-Year-complicit/2941511795732/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=18

Here are some examples of children thinking.

Any athlete who wears jewelry on the field has never had a safety course.   This is from the NTFFL ( national too funny football league ).

https://www.sbnation.com/2017/11/26/16701800/michael-crabtree-aqib-talib-fight-video-broncos-raiders

Some don’t respect the fans, who pay their salaries.