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The Editor: Does this mean that we can’t write any letters, LL ?
Noah Webster Cat: It’s worse than that, there is a coming shortage of letters-like a,b,c,- it is brought on by people like I expose in this article.
What does this mean for our regular loyal readers, NWC ?
Oxford Dictionary Cat: Luckily our readers will be spared the shortage of letters mentioned in the previous article, Amigo bought enough on the Futures Market to last at least a year.
Who says words can’t hurt ? Anyone who can read knows that ( COLLUDE ) was used more in the year 2017 than ( Complicit ) or HILLARY IS THE BIGGEST LOSER IN OVER 200 YEARS OF PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS.
Here are some examples of children thinking.
Any athlete who wears jewelry on the field has never had a safety course. This is from the NTFFL ( national too funny football league ).
Some don’t respect the fans, who pay their salaries.