Archive | December 11, 2017

Skunk Walk

A family of skunks went for their morning walk. They came to a fork in the road.

The daddy skunk said, “My instinct tells me to take the left fork.”

The momma skunk said, “My instinct tells me to take the right fork.”

The baby skunk pondered a moment and said, “My end stinks too but I still don’t know which road to take!”

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THE SPHINX—-WATCH OUT

The Editor:    What should we watch out for, LL ?

Sunshine State Cat:  I would advise all of our loyal readers to be careful in Florida, California, and Australia.  If you want a bizarre story,  one will have it.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/florida/fl-reg-python-everglades-catch-20171205-story.html

Even sending emojis can be dangerous.    

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/how-the-law-responds-when-emoji-are-the-weapon-of-choice/news-story/04d9362f6bd5c27c61d6b5e1ab432798

Wear warm clothing in Siberia.

https://weather.com/news/weather/news/2017-11-28-siberia-colder-than-minus-60-degrees-in-november

Here is a Congressman-want-to-be, The Retiring Conyers’ Son.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/12/06/john-conyers-son-arrested-february-accused-stabbing-girlfriend-domestic-dispute/

Here is a want-to-be-cat burglar.

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/12/07/Clever-cat-opens-owners-bedroom-door-without-help/3741512679367/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=2

This judge dropped out of the news.

http://www.sfchronicle.com/news/us/article/Prominent-judge-accused-of-sexual-misconduct-12417594.php

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alex_Kozinski