The Editor:  Can you answer some questions, LL ?

Answer Cat:   I sure can.

I am a mixed-race person, what would I be under the old race category system ?

R C Cola Cat:   You would have been a Moon Pie.

What does the Shadow Government conspiracy want ?

Grassy Knoll Cat:   It isn’t a conspiracy anymore.  Here is one goal.  They want Caucasian people out of the picture.

How will the DACA immigration help Americans ?

Denise Austin Cat:   They will lose weight.

They will lose weight in their wallet and bank account.

What caused the Seattle train wreck ?

Casey Jones Cat:  It was going 50 miles per hour over the speed limit, on a curve.   EMPLOYEE  ERROR—SPEEDING

The other two Amtrak wrecks in the last two years were also due to speeding.  The Engineers couldn’t remember what happened before the crash.

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