The Editor: Can you answer some questions, LL ?
Answer Cat: I sure can.
I am a mixed-race person, what would I be under the old race category system ?
R C Cola Cat: You would have been a Moon Pie.
What does the Shadow Government conspiracy want ?
Grassy Knoll Cat: It isn’t a conspiracy anymore. Here is one goal. They want Caucasian people out of the picture.
How will the DACA immigration help Americans ?
Denise Austin Cat: They will lose weight.
They will lose weight in their wallet and bank account.
What caused the Seattle train wreck ?
Casey Jones Cat: It was going 50 miles per hour over the speed limit, on a curve. EMPLOYEE ERROR—SPEEDING
The other two Amtrak wrecks in the last two years were also due to speeding. The Engineers couldn’t remember what happened before the crash.