The Editor: Are you ready for the new year, LL ?
Boycott Ditney Cat: I sure am, here are some news happenings. Ditney is taking away Do Not Disturb signs. Maybe they could take the saved money and put up some ” WATCH OUT FOR ALLIGATORS IN THE POOL/LAGOON.
In another customer satisfaction move, The New York Slime reports an unnamed source that Ditney will be using urban coyotes as guard animals to protect their guests, small cats, and dogs.
Here is a toy for our wealthy readers.
A Pennsylvania taxpayer accidentally receives Al Gore’s electric bill.