Archive | January 6, 2018




The Editor:    Who needs mermaids, LL ?

Bubble, Bubble Cat:  Weeki Wachee Springs needs some.

I had almost rather be a smelly dog than get into water.  W.C. Fields was a cats best friend.

Maybe some new illegals could be mermaids.

Youthful Entrepreneurship

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they’d leave.

Eventually, a sports car pulled up, and two teens got out. “This I’ve got to see,” I thought.

They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down, and shook it hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off laughing.