Archive | January 6, 2018

THE SPHINX—-MERMAIDS WANTED

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http://www.powerball.com/powerball/pb_numbers.asp

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The Editor:    Who needs mermaids, LL ?

http://mermaidsofearth.com/mermaid-statues-mermaid-sculptures/public/the-little-mermaid-statue-copenhagen/

Bubble, Bubble Cat:  Weeki Wachee Springs needs some.

http://wfla.com/2017/12/28/weeki-wachee-to-hold-auditions-for-mermaids/

I had almost rather be a smelly dog than get into water.  W.C. Fields was a cats best friend.

https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/w_c_fields

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/12/28/how-many-alcoholic-drinks-too-many-per-week/822604001/

Maybe some new illegals could be mermaids.

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/12/28/US-population-to-add-one-person-every-18-seconds-in-2018/3771514499378/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=7

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2017/12/29/Trump-to-Democrats-No-DACA-fix-without-border-wall/9821514558456/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=1

Youthful Entrepreneurship

Someone in our neighborhood put a huge sofa out by the curb for trash collection. Since it was in good shape, many motorists slowed down for a look. But when they saw how enormous it was, they’d leave.

Eventually, a sports car pulled up, and two teens got out. “This I’ve got to see,” I thought.

They removed the cushions, turned the sofa upside down, and shook it hard. Then they picked up all the coins that tumbled out and drove off laughing.