Here is another pet recall.
The Editor: What is the Show Me State, LL ? Is this like playing doctor, or spin the bottle ?
Jefferson City Cat: It started off as Missouri, but has morphed into a porno show. Go figure.
Here is the Nashville Mayor.
TE: How did they discover she was having sex in the cemetery, JCC ?
When she changed into the orange jump suit there was an indentation on her butt that said ” Died 4-15-53 “. 1853.
TE: Is there any other evidence that you could steal ?
In one unreleased audio tape she asks the Deputy if that was a pistol in his pocket or if he was glad to see her.
Here is one of those crazy California Fuzzy Legged Fem-gals wanting to play spin the bottle. She also is a State Representative.
The Illinois governor drinks chocolate milk to prove he isn’t racist.
These jokers can sure dance around an issue.
The Editor: Who doesn’t like their customers, LL ?
Capitalism Cat: Here are a few. Toyota wants to bait and switch on their gas mileage.
Apple again says screw you, if you complain about us shortening your battery life so you will buy a new thousand dollar phone, we will take Good Friday and Easter off your calendar.
Aetna’s Medical Director swore under oath that he didn’t even look at customers’ medical files before REFUSING THEIR CLAIM. This shouts out for a class action law-suit.
Arab countries are opening up to beauty and fashions.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.”