Archive | February 12, 2018

Texas Vacation

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. 

“It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas,” the friend observed.  “But didn’t you tell me you were planning to visit Colorado?”

“Well,” the husband said, “we changed our plans because, uh…”

His wife cut in, “Oh, tell the truth, Dan!”

He fell silent and she continued, “You know, it’s just ridiculous.  Dan simply will not ask for directions.”

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Who took my green paint?

My best guess……this artist is actually a really mad Republican seeking retribution from the obamas. I think she got even !!!

 I can just picture Our Beautiful Melania and our Meticulously Dressed Donald hanging beside these two Alley Oop Throwbacks. It is going to look like the “Before and After” pictures of Civilization.

LOL….Sheila

Scroll down on the link below and read all the comments. They nailed it!!!

http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/12/michelle-obama-official-portrait-reaction/

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THE SPHINX—ANCIENT THINGS

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OLYMPIC   NEWS…….NBC is so used to distorting the truth and facts about Trump, history, and Russia that their opinion leaked into their Olympic reporting.  They forgot that they weren’t in America, where their lies go unchallenged.   What a hoot.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/winter-olympics/nbc-apologizes-to-korean-people-after-correspondents-ignorant-insensitive-comment/ar-BBIXGgh

Oops.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5550652/south-korean-figure-skater-suffers-wardrobe-malfunction-as-her-red-hot-costume-slips-off-exposing-her-to-winter-olympics-crowd/

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The Editor:   Did you find some things about Pelosi, Waters, Hillgal, or Ruth Bader Ginsberg, LL ?

Egyptian Cat:  I found things even older than those rat-faced skanks.  The first is from the Mayan’s in Guatemala.  It’s a shame this HUMAN SACRIFICING culture vanished.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-42916261

http://mayaincaaztec.com/mateofhusa.html

Here are more Egyptian discoveries.

https://apnews.com/78f8044e5dda43a0aa44a026b9307f66/Egypt-says-4,400-year-old-tomb-discovered-outside-Cairo

A Spanish code was recently broken.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/ferdinand-ii-aragon-spanish-king-code-500-year-old-solved-a8193646.html

The Editor;  What did they decipher, EC ?  Is the secret code like the one the Sphinx uses ?

The message said ” kill more Englishmen “.  It is very similar to ours.