Here is another pet recall.
The Editor: What is the Show Me State, LL ? Is this like playing doctor, or spin the bottle ?
Jefferson City Cat: It started off as Missouri, but has morphed into a porno show. Go figure.
Here is the Nashville Mayor.
TE: How did they discover she was having sex in the cemetery, JCC ?
When she changed into the orange jump suit there was an indentation on her butt that said ” Died 4-15-53 “. 1853.
TE: Is there any other evidence that you could steal ?
In one unreleased audio tape she asks the Deputy if that was a pistol in his pocket or if he was glad to see her.
Here is one of those crazy California Fuzzy Legged Fem-gals wanting to play spin the bottle. She also is a State Representative.
The Illinois governor drinks chocolate milk to prove he isn’t racist.
These jokers can sure dance around an issue.