Archive | March 9, 2018

THE SPHINX—- EVENING BULLDOG EDITION

The Editor:   This must be big news, what is going on, LL ?

Peace Cat:   Trump is about to make peace with North Korea.   Obama will give Trump his Nobel Peace Prize.  I only regret that Ted Turner’s health prevents him from participating.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Turner

https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-pty-pty_maps&hsimp=yhs-pty_maps&hspart=pty&p=the+spy+who+loved+me+intro+youtube#id=1&vid=db65500489f88e1fb99c59a1c28b5ff1&action=view

https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?fr=yhs-pty-pty_maps&hsimp=yhs-pty_maps&hspart=pty&p=the+right+man+for+the+job#id=1&vid=f85c37687e2b8d59b26acf0f6cc65a71&action=view

THE SPHINX—ON THE RUNWAY

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HOW WILL THE MSM SPIN THIS.

https://nypost.com/2018/03/08/north-korean-leader-kim-jong-un-invites-trump-to-meet/

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The Editor:  Is this about airplanes, LL ?

Cutting Edge of Fashion Cat:  No, it’s about fashion models.  Here is why some agencies have turned to drones to show their newest styles.

http://www.thedrive.com/tech/18778/drones-just-carried-dolce-gabbanas-new-handbags-down-the-runway

https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/Photos/On-the-runway-at-Paris-Fashion-Week/fp/11447/?spt=rel_np&cnt=1

Maybe patriotic Americans aren’t watching the communist TV shows, including sports.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/03/04/rest-america-didnt-bother-see-years-oscar-nominees/

http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2018/03/05/collapse-oscar-ratings-crash-double-digits/

The people in Silicone Valley have too much money.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/03/02/sunnyvale-home-shatters-new-record-with-enormous-price-tag/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/business/wp/2018/03/02/feature/the-silicon-valley-elites-latest-status-symbol-chickens/?utm_term=.bc291451cd44

Walmart Wines

Walmart announced that sometime in 2018 it will begin offering customers a new
discount item..Walmart’s own brand of wine.

Image result for funny picture of wine glass

 The world’s largest retail chain is rumored to be teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price within the $2 to $5 range.

Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to put a bottle of the Walmart brand into their shopping carts, but“There is a market for inexpensive wine,” said, Norma-Jean Frickert, professor of Marketing & Advertising at The University of Arkansas , Fayetteville. “However, branding will be very important.”

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Walmart wine brands and varieties.

THE TOP SURVEYED NAMES IN ORDER OF POPULARITY WERE:

10.   Chateau Traileur Parc

9.     White Trashfindel

8.     Big Red Gulp

7.     World Championship Riesling

6.     NASCARbernet

5     Chef Boyardeaux

4.     Peanut Noir

3.     I Can’t Believe it’s not Vinegar

2.     Grape Expectations

1.     Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Walmart wine is that it can be served with either white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

P.S. Don’t bother writing back to tell me that this is a hoax. I know possum is not white meat.

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Finally, a good Donald Joke

Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo,
when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.
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A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!”
This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.
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Later, the secret service agent’s supervisor takes him aside and asks,
“What in the hell made you shout Mickey Mouse?”
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Blushing, the agent replies, “I got nervous. I meant to shout “Donald, DUCK!”   

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A Gun Control Solution That Would Work

 

In 1865, a  Democrat shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.

In 1881, a  left wing radical Democrat shot James Garfield, President of the United  States – who later died from the wound.In 1963, a  radical left wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President  of the United States.

In 1975, a  left wing radical Democrat fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the  United States.

In 1983, a  registered Democrat shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the  United States.

In 1984,  James Hubert, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 22 people in a  McDonald’s restaurant.

In 1986,  Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 15 people in  an Oklahoma post office.

In 1990,  James Pough, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.

In 1991,  George Hennard, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 23 people in a  Luby’s cafeteria in Killeen , TX.

In 1995,  James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 5  coworkers in a Texas laboratory.

In 1999,  Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 8 people at a  church service.

In 2001, a  left wing radical Democrat fired shots at the White House in a failed  attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.

In 2003,  Douglas Williams, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people at a  Lockheed Martin plant.

In 2007, a  registered Democrat named Seung – Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.

In 2010, a  mentally ill registered Democrat named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep.  Gabrielle Giffords and killed 6 others.

In 2011, a  registered Democrat named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and  shot and killed 12 people.

In 2012,  Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled Democrat, shot and killed 7 people in  Minneapolis.

In 2013, a  registered Democrat named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a  school in Newtown ,CT.

As  recently as Sept 2013, an angry Democrat shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.

Clearly,  there is a problem with Democrats and guns.

Not  one NRA member, Tea Party member, or Republican conservative was  involved in any of these shootings and murders.

SOLUTION:

It  should be illegal for Democrats to own guns.

We  don’t need gun control, we need Democrat control.

Guns  don’t kill people, Democrats do!

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