After Finally Crawling Out of the Queer Closet, Snooper Cooper does an interview with prostitute slut, Stormy Daniels……..

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Tonight on 60 minutes,  Queer Anderson Cooper, will have an interview with a prostitute who had an alleged affair with President Donald Trump over 10 years ago. It may be true and it probably is…..I hope Queer Anderson  Cooper will ask Prostitute Stormy Daniels which room in the white house they were in when this affair took place. Because…it is like this…….”I do not have a horse in this race until it happens by my President, in a location in which my taxes pay the rent, or my taxes pay for the luxuries that are afforded whores and prostitutes like Stormy Daniels.”

Since my President, Donald Trump, does not even accept a salary as president….that will not be a problem.

It is quite sad that Queer Anderson Cooper did not come out of the Queer Closet in time to interview Bill Clinton and gather all his facts. Thanks to Slick Willy and his fluids, blue dresses became famous. (It was even painted into his presidential portrait.) REMEMBER he was our president at the time. I remember what Chelsea said to a reporter a couple years ago when he brought up the issue…”It is none of your business.”  To which I reply:

Au contraire, Chelsie dear…allow me a moment to bend your ear….. daddy’s playtime was on my dime…..so it is very much the business of mine.

BUT… tonight on Sixty Minutes,  a queer and a slut will captivate audiences all over the free world.

Cornell University has an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate any concern about the pre-presidential  years of  my president, Mr. Donald Trump.

Dear Stormy Daniels….Gaze upon this beautiful and classy portrait, as you remember this tender, heart felt message from me to you….YOU LOSE, SLUT!

-Sheila Tolley-

 

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