Archive | April 2018

THE SPHINX—-WHAT A WONDER

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Brace Yourselves: Democrats Could Totally Self-Destruct If Trump Wins A Nobel Peace Prize (So, Grab Some Popcorn) – Matt Vespa

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The Editor:   What is a wonder, LL ?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_War

Peace Cat:  Wouldn’t it be a wonder if Trump brought peace to Korea.   Here are the Presidents who couldn’t or wouldn’t–Truman,  Eisenhower,  Kennedy,  Johnson,  Nixon,  Ford,  Carter,  Reagan,  Bush 41,  Clinton,  Bush 43,  and Obama.  Even more amazing, if this happens, Trump will have done it after NOKO developed nuclear weapons.    These are one-fourth of all US Presidents.

Kim might need a new personal plane to get to Switzerland, where he was educated.

http://www.sundaytimes.lk/111225/Timestwo/int10.html

https://onemileatatime.boardingarea.com/2018/04/19/trump-kim-meeting-mongolia/

Trump should give him one of these and a flight crew to show his good faith/intentions.

http://www.gulfstream.com/aircraft/gulfstream-g650er

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-newest-version-of-the-665-million-g650-can-fly-nonstop-from-new-york-to-hong-kong-2014-12

Kim Says He’ll Give Up Weapons if U.S. Promises Not to Invade – The New York Times

I can hear the Democrats & Progressives now, if this works out.   They will give credit to Dennis Rodman, the basketball player.  In the meantime let’s hope they can’t sabotage the talks.    Simply amazing.

 

How was I born?

 

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”

“Well, Honey…” said the boy’s mom, “the stork brought you to us.”

“Oh,” said the boy. “Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked.

“Oh, the stork brought us too,” chimed in the dad.

“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted.

“Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said the mom, by now starting to squirm a little in the Lazy Boy recliner.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”

THE SPHINX—-ANIMALS, AUTISM, & THINGS

The Editor:  What is the story on animals, LL ?

Mutual of Omaha Cat:   Here are some animals that have survived so far, mostly they avoid people.

http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/state/south-carolina/article209718524.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-5659429/Jaw-dropping-nature-photos-2018-National-Geographic-Travel-Photographer-Year-Contest.html

Here are more animal links.

https://www.upi.com/Science_News/2018/04/25/Ancient-horse-burial-offers-evidence-of-regime-change-in-Nile-River-Valley/2371524659737/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=9

EU to ban bee-killing pesticides

The Tampa Buccaneers want a parrot to announce their football draft pick.  It would be funny if he/she announced the wrong pick,  aaarrr, aaarrr.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/buccaneers/2018/04/25/peta-tampa-bay-parrot-stunt-nfl-draft/552746002/

Here are two ( 2 ) articles about autism.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-26/autism-disorder-increases-among-u-s-children-cdc-study-finds

https://www.omicsonline.org/open-access/the-science-behind-the-absence-of-autism-in-the-amish-community-energeticimmunity-2165-7890-1000e131.php?aid=59058

God Will Provide

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A girl brought home her fiance, a theology student, to meet her parents for the first time. Her father was keen to learn what prospects the boy had.

“How do you plan to make a living?” asked the father.

“I don’t know,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

The father raised his eyebrows. “Do you own a car?”

“No,” said the student, “but God will provide.”

“I see. And where are you thinking of living once you’re married?”

“No idea, but I’m sure God will provide.”

Later the mother asked the father what he thought of their prospective son-in-law.

“Not a lot, really,” sighed the father. “He’s got no money and seems to have given precious little thought to the future. But on the other hand……

he thinks I’m God!”

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